knock your own rock

A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.

Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.
Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?

Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.

Example:

Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?

Person 1: Like a quarry worker!
by Clanate July 21, 2013
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When you're really good at working that pussy with your hands and mouth, and you drive her crazy, giving her multiple orgasms.
Damn gurl, I was with Devin the other night, and he went down on me, and OMG, he knock that pussy outta the park. I even forgot all the shit that's been going on with me lately for a while.
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knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!
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knock the hell out of you

A term of violence against another person with intentions of hurting them.
I'm gonna knock the hell out of you!
by Jesus Boy May 08, 2006
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To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
by ElOjo December 22, 2007
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cock-knocking-clown-fucker

the act of being a horneyer
Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker
by J O N C November 02, 2006
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Knock out a couple rounds

a term used to describe masturbating and ejaculating several times
by costa papa July 18, 2006
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