kevin

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

kevin

(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.

went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!

by albion November 27, 2012

kevin

may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name
fag- i think its kevin
boy- oh yea
fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world
boy- learn something new every day

by garbage truck up yo ass November 28, 2011

Kevin

Kevin is a massive faggot who thinks he's funny but really isn't.

Dude, why is that faggot, Kevin, popping jokes? He's not funny.

by Dumbass2.0 October 19, 2013

Kevin

Small Asian gay boi that loves pp. He loves to touch and feel he also loves girls with only one name. Lauren.

I love big dicks said Mikki.
Then dont date kevin said daruis

by JJTHEPANDA September 9, 2018

Kevin

A Kevin is the worst person to know and most Kevin’s don’t deserve to live!

Man 1: Ur such a Kevin
Man 2: Fuck u Kevin’s suck

by Feredddy August 4, 2018

kevin

Basicilly a kid with the smallest dick you have ever seen. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports but has knee problems. Has a great sense of humor.

kevin has the smallest dick ever

by BLARGE79 February 15, 2017