Juan

Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.

“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”

by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020

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Juan

A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.

“Hey do you know juan?”

“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“

by stankrat500 June 2, 2020

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Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.

Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

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If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.

someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.

by IMO love November 4, 2021

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Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022

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