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Jonathan

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan
by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019
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Jonathan

a good looking guy who has a care free attitude but sometimes violent ,yet is still kind of sweet and loves to treat girls nice and has a big dick
My freind told me about a guy she wanted me to meet I don't like blind dates ,but he turned out to be a Jonathan
by Jhonny Jonathan November 22, 2021
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JONATHAN

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JONATHAN=AD
by Jonathan er ad March 24, 2022
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Jonathan

a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should
god damn its the hottie jonathan
by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021
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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK August 31, 2013
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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