Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..

If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

Guyia johnson

The prettiest girl in the world 🥰

Guyia Johnson is the definition of beauty

by Big shall May 9, 2022

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008

Jessica Johnson

She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!

Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.

Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson

by Bugga_13 December 7, 2016

Weeaboo Johnson

This is just another way to call someone a Weeaboo. Can be shortened to WJ .

Look at Weeaboo Johnson, back at it again with the Naruto running.

by Bishielover16 December 6, 2017