When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008
Get the Skippy Johnsonmug. don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
by caca 247 March 14, 2020
Get the d'ettra johnsonmug. A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
Get the Johnson barmug. by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021
Get the Sebastian Johnsonmug. The prettiest girl in the world 🥰
by Big shall May 9, 2022
Get the Guyia johnsonmug. She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!
Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
by Bugga_13 December 7, 2016
Get the Jessica Johnsonmug. Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021
Get the mexican johnsonmug.