Rohan Johnson

The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.

Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.

by notrohan December 02, 2021

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim March 06, 2007

Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.

hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”

by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj March 09, 2018

Dan Johnson

Worst car salesman ever

Dan Johnson couldn't give a car away.

by Bigdog52 November 11, 2020

Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020

Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.

Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.

by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 09, 2013