Johnny Depp

The process of unmasking a truly evil individual through a methodical, evidence-based way to reach a place of truth.

Dean Shetty, “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Tek Knight, “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

by tumefactions October 7, 2023

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johnny cashhole

A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.

Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole

by samwise gumcheeks January 21, 2023

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A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

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Johnny Bish

Johnny Bish is a disgusting man, some would say putrid. He spends his afternoons in the Pleasure Dome or his nest.

He is a pest that needs to be exterminated.

James: Have you seen Johnny Bish today?
Boon: Yeah, i saw him bashing his bishop in the Pleasure Dome
James: Classic Johnny Bish!

by HP 111 September 29, 2023

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Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

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