Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.

Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.

by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021

Joe Bidened

The act of pooping one's under garments.

I just Joe bidened myself

by Finalboss of the internet November 3, 2021

Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021

joe bidened

to get so drunk that you begin to slur your words and lose motor skills

After his breakup, he wanted to get joe bidened tonight to forget his pain.

by kingslatt November 18, 2021

joe biding

The act of waiting for an average individual to vote for you out of spontaneous lack of choice so that you can be elected next President because "who else". Also used in a sentence "Joe was biding his time, so one can say that time was well Biden".

Nurse: Joe Biding please report in for vaccination. I repeat, Joe Biding-
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.

by KenM February 16, 2021

Joe Bidened

To be touched inappropriately by someone with political power.

Jerry: He man you know Becky, apparently she got Joe Bidened.

by Linked Carts October 29, 2020