A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jomug. 
famous monologues are “ barbie is a movie about dolls with big plastic boobs” or “ the main difference between the golden globes and the nfl is that there are less jump cuts of taylor swift here “ which are sexist jokes coming from jo koy the sexist short bald man
by pinkbows January 9, 2024
Get the jo koymug. an acid attack.
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
Get the Jo Brandingmug. This means to receive categorical assurances on which you (should) know you cannot rely, but some people still do.
to bo-jo (verb) - as in 'Matt Hancock was well and truly bo-joed before he decided to resign.' or as in 'People in Northern Ireland were bo-joed over the border issue in the Northern Ireland protocol.'
by baslowman July 6, 2021
Get the to bo-jomug. 
Princess Tom Boy;
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.
by Ojharas November 14, 2018
Get the sarah-jomug.