1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".
Jew: FUCK YOU!
Jew: FUCK YOU!
by j e w May 19, 2006
Get the Jews for Jesusmug. 1.The pennies, nickels and dimes in the bottom of your wallet
2.The pennies, nickels and dimes lying around the house for months, but you don't need them until you realize the pizza will be here in 2 minutes.
2.The pennies, nickels and dimes lying around the house for months, but you don't need them until you realize the pizza will be here in 2 minutes.
Geoff: I only got 5 bucks for the pizza
Alan: Well hes coming in 2 minutes
Geoff: fuck, lets grab all the Jew Change
Alan: Schweet
Alan: Well hes coming in 2 minutes
Geoff: fuck, lets grab all the Jew Change
Alan: Schweet
by Geoffr July 19, 2007
Get the Jew Changemug. 1. The ability of Jewish males have to find cheap products
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage
2. Spidey-sense for Jews
3. The ability of Jewish females to find rich Jewish males for the eventual goal of marriage
1. After seeing that bacon was only 15 cents a pound, David's Jew-senses became activated.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.
2. My Jew-senses are tingling.
3. Even though she didn't like her date, Rachel's Jew-senses got her to go out with him again because he's loaded.
by Michael Weinstein October 3, 2004
Get the Jew-sensesmug. by Pimp Gangsta C December 20, 2006
Get the jew papermug. A term describing someone, regardless of whether or not they are of the Jewish faith, that constantly hassles another person into giving them money, usually for useless purposes. They in turn will resist your attempts to borrow money yourself or fail to pay back and indebted money.
Jack: Ah shit, that motherfucker Dave borrowed my last 5 bucks. Now I have to use my god damn debit card to buy a lousy pack of gum.
Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
by weimtime88 October 7, 2010
Get the Jew Banditmug. A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.
Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"
by MexxicanBud March 18, 2009
Get the Jew Mommug. A space jew is an oppressed intergalactic race, enslaved by the tyranny from beyond our galaxy. They are typically used to scope out any type of currency with their advanced jew-smell. If they are not used for locating money, they can be found being tortured for fun or at the local bagel shop, only if they have yet to be discovered by the space authorities. However, there is currently an organization, the Space Jew Liberators (or the SJL for short), who is attempting to secretly free any imprisoned or wayward space jews and relocate them to a safe place.
Space Cop #1: Have you seen any space jews lately?
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
Space Cop #2: No, but you wouldn't believe the number of space muslims I've spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
by The Greener Weiner Cleaner February 22, 2018
Get the space jewmug.