Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Jeffy Jeffy

Hates green beans.Smacks his diaper.Has a fish called pee pee suck 2
Has a hamster called pee pee suck.And a dog called poopy butt his daddy is the Easter bunny

I hate green beans daddy

-Jeffy Jeffy

by jghjggi December 21, 2018

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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by Swag Chair May 19, 2014

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015

jeftha

Jeftha, the hot Moluccan guy that fullfills your wildest dreams. Great body, beautfiful smile and always charming. After your first date, he will write you a novel declaring his unconditional love to you

Damn, there's Jeftha, do I look sexy?
Hi Jeftha! How are you?

I need some Jeftha tonight

OMG, is that Jeftha?

by Yøung Bøbby March 15, 2017

jeffslap

a jeffslap is the action of grappling a fat mans left tit and twisting it as you scream the word egg if successful, you will traverse into the void

hey dude i just gave my dad a jeffslap

by jeffman132 September 7, 2017

jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 June 10, 2018