Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

Junk

many meanings such as literal garbage,
a bunch of candy a child eats parents call junk food,
a mans dick.

the junk smelled

by #starbucks7 August 28, 2016

urban junk

The general term for rubbish genres of music, including but not exclusive to R'n'B, hip hop, garage and soul.

Could also be used as a term for fly tipping in an urban area.

"I hate it when they play urban junk on the radio."

Georgine:*whilst thinking of her crush* "I wonder what music he's into?"
Fred:"I bet he's into urban junk." *laughs*

by Pretty_Vacant October 24, 2007

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009

Junk

Most common term in brend language. typically used in phrases such as "what the junk" and "junk you". Can also be combined with sucka to form Junka.

What the junk Jason why would you do that

by brendannnn September 26, 2021

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018