Jeff

A cannabis ciggarette, that is entirely pure and 100% marijuana.

Known mostly as a 'FatJeff' these spliffs are known to aid an individual in reaching a level of intoxication that they have never reached before.

Wow man, i was smoking a Fat Jeff earlier and that shit has got me lean as fuck, i can't stop wigging out

by FatJeffsAndOnionRings February 26, 2017

jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.

Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true

by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

Jeff Ng

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng

Bro she's only 16. Stop being a Jeff Ng

by honest6969 March 11, 2023

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

Jeff

a name used anonymously.

website asks:whats your name
you reply: m name jeff

by *O*O*O*O(()()()() March 6, 2019

Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.

Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.

by reputable_realist December 8, 2024