I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
by anonymous December 22, 2021

The Most Sexiest male alive better than Markus; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.
Known to be the best husbands out there.
by julenissen123 February 13, 2017

by your_dad_your_mom1 February 15, 2022

by Hot guy 27 November 9, 2020

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Ian's the best person youll ever meet. He is usually a nice asian baby boy and will pull and asian baby queen.
Asshton: Hey Ian look at that badie over there!
Ian: Hey baby girl wanna grab a drink
ABG: Yes daddy! <3
Ian: Hey baby girl wanna grab a drink
ABG: Yes daddy! <3
by kqn lim May 24, 2023

by pimp daddy 7 November 2, 2019
