human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.
"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."
by tradesman April 01, 2003
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human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.
Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!
by kwhit December 16, 2007
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Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
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human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.
Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..
by Brown-sugar-beauty October 01, 2019
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human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 06, 2017
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Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.
We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
by Harry Bird September 13, 2010
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Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
by nitram May 08, 2018
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