human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.

Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!

by kwhit January 6, 2008

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton May 21, 2011

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009