human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.

Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!

by kwhit January 6, 2008

human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.

Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.

by Rooooob June 6, 2007

human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.

Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..

by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019

Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)

Look at that human billboard

by wickedNH February 6, 2004

Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.

We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.

by Harry Bird September 13, 2010

Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.

"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"

by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009