swisha house 

real music to listen to if you like underground rap that's screwed

swisha house by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Waffle house 

The only reason to go to disney world. An exact opposite of the magic kingdom and a lot more enjoyable.

If we aren't stopping at every Waffle house, on the way you can forget the magic kingdom .

Waffle house by yorkie stomper July 6, 2008

House Cooling Party

Opposite of House Warming Party.

A party to celebrate moving out of a place.

We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.

House Cooling Party by The C Money January 31, 2005

Dog House 

1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.

2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.

3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.

Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.

Dog House by Jamie Savard January 9, 2004

House on a Finger

A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."

Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.

(OR)

Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...

House on a Finger by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009

housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget

The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.

housedad by beckster440 March 1, 2009

housemaster 

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.

housemaster by H Hog September 5, 2003