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Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
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Hayden Brose

a baddie with a HUGE gyatt๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™
๐Ÿ‘ง: woah is there an earthquake???
me: nah it's js hayden twerking๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿซถ

Hayden Brose has a BIG butt
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Hayden

A man who has such a big penis he makes girls pass out!
WOW Hayden made me pass out! its so bif
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hayden

The hottest sweetest and funniest guy a boy could ever want. Super loveable and soooo good in bed.
โ€œOmg is that hayden i love him so muchโ€
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Hayden

a gay boy who is madly in love with tony and calvin, he loves dick in his ass and sucks on cock daily
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Hayden

Hayden is such a peanut butter man. Look at him go!
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