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Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
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Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy
Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess
by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010
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boi hand

Where someone is doing something fucking weird and then you boi hand them and shout boi at the top of your voice. "Boi hand" Dedoid said. boi
*Someone says something stupid* *Boi hands them* " Boi hand" Dedoid said.
by Boi hand April 21, 2018
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doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.
"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."
by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014
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Nun Hand

The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.
Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.
by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023
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hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.
"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"
by Goldleader February 21, 2008
mugGet the hand-shuttlemug.

hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
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