human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.

Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!

by kwhit January 6, 2008

Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.

Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.

by Rooooob June 6, 2007

Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)

Look at that human billboard

by wickedNH February 6, 2004

human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.

Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..

by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019

Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.

"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"

by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021