Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

by Alan the Bwang August 20, 2008

Tactical Hobo

Also known as a gypsy.

"The tactical hobo's horse is not as strong as the horses of ancient Greece."

by Jmoze October 13, 2009

Globo-hobo

Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.

Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!

by Sir Spankelot November 29, 2010

educated hobo

One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.

Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.

by jacksinferno March 11, 2011

manga hobo

Guy or Girl who would permanently camp out in the manga section of Borders, Kinokuniya or Barnes and Noble in order to read manga, but never actually buys anything, thus hampering the royalties manga artists can earn.

Not always scruffy, can be deceptively clean, but inside their heads is the mind of a cheapskate.

This word is a variation of Hobotaku which has appeared in various online and blog articles related to the state of the manga publishing industry.

Greg is such a manga hobo. Why doesn't he actually pay for anything. Does he even leave this section?

by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008

Internet Hobo

A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)

Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.

by numberonehobo March 22, 2011

No HoBo

It is similar to the popular phrase, no homo, in the sense that No HoBo is a defensive-response mechanism. This means that No HoBo can clear ones own slate of any susceptible homeless-like qualities that has previously been placed on trial before your respective peers.

Adequate Times To Utilize No HoBo:
1. When you asks for money, food, or in a rare case clothing.
2. When you bother a cashier at a place of business to supply you with an item for free.
3. When you abuse the kindness of others as a means to get by in life, while barely presenting (if presenting at all) an equivalent exchange.

Caution : USE WISELY AND SPARINGLY, "NO HOBO" CANNOT SAVE YOU EVERYTIME WITH EVERYBODY.

Guy: what up, man.
Guy 2: nothing much, just trying to get by. If i dont make this payment on my car, its gonna get repossessed. Then I won't have a way to work and get fired and lose my house and be out on the street and probably start sucking dick to get money...No Homo

Guy: yea i feel you, i feel you....you think i can borrow $117, No HoBo
Guy 2: Alright man i got you, just get it back to me before i hit the unemployment office

by IllusTreyte June 25, 2010