Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 18, 2018

Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 05, 2020

grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.

Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”

by pl4ss May 08, 2022

Group Chat Grandma

The one person in a community group chat, who regardless of age, is annoyingly friendly and only sends “May God Bless You” flower pictures or other impersonal greetings daily.

A: Hey, why did you leave the group chat?
B: The group chat grandma kept sharing minion memes and I couldn’t take it anymore.

by SadIrony May 26, 2021

Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick

"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick

by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.

Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”

by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 03, 2019