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Germane

Germane is the best person in the group. He is usually the weirdest and dumbest but everyone loves him for it. He is a very sporty person, can play any sport professionally with training. He can be considered a nerd and can be dark-skinned. He has short black hair and can get a girlfriend pretty easily. Everyone knows him. He is very caring, kind, sweet, supportive and a very good friend to have. He'll talk to you through the problems, and he won't stop until he has made you happy and satisfied.
Girl 1: Is that Germane
Girl 2: Yeah, he's my boyfriend. He is very caring.
Girl 1: You are so lucky.
by BYour Mom August 20, 2020
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german's left nut

left nut of a heroic figure, a godly left testicle
by nukkahpwz January 24, 2008
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German People

The kinds of people who don't like to talk about the years 1939-1945. Usually take offense with these dates.
DId you see the crowd of German People?
by TheReliableDefinitioner June 8, 2018
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german game

the goal of the game is to have your mark inquisitively say: "whaaat?"

in order to do this you may make up words, mumble, create fictitious events, use clever distractions and etc.

on a defensive measure, if you realize someone is trying to "german you" simply say the word: amstedam. this will let your opponent know they have failed to german you. if someone is not trying to german you and you say amsterdam there are no consequences, but it is also possible to simply use a different word other than amsterdamn (i.e., excuse me? what did you say? etc.).

optional: when completing a german on someone it is optional to throw your right elbow up in a 90 degree angle with fist motion to further rub it in your opponent's face you have indeeded german them.

sidenote: this game was created to promote good grammar in a fun competitive way.
here are a few scenarios of the german game.

katie*: it's just that i don't like... murmur murmur murmur... so not wearing underwear is fun for me.
grandpa sean*: what!?
katie: germaned!

grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: amsterdam!
grandpa sean: damn.

or

grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: crappletine? i don't believe I know about such a thing.
grandpa sean: damn.

*the names have been changed in order to protect a lesser party from embarrassment due to his lack of germaning skills.
by k>GS September 25, 2009
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German Tuxedo

A German Tuxedo is a graphic T-shirt worn under a sports coat or suit jacket worn with jeans and black or brown pointy elf shoes.
Dude, you look like Eurotrash with that German Tuxedo on!
by Koljabitchfucking! August 24, 2010
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geez germaine

as in "oh my god"
another version of "Geez Louise"
person 1: "so sorry, I smashed your car"
person 2: "oh geez germaine, why'd you go and do that for?"
by Leah C June 4, 2007
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The German Suplex Maneuver

A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.
"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"
by Blitzkrieeeg March 14, 2016
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