New Glasgow

A shit town in northern-Nova Scotia filled with demented snobs. If you live in New Glasgow you're either extremely rich or extremely poor. Full of Scottish idiots.

Hi, I'm a rich prep from the West side New Glasgow, I live in a huge mansion and wear american eagle and too much eyeliner.

by dan334 June 11, 2006

Glassist

someone who discriminates against glass, someone who is irrationally and strongly opposed to glass

person1: yo u heard bout that chick fiona?
person2: yea man..shes a glassist
person3:...are u freal? man wat a loser
person1: wow what a freakin scrub
person2: yea bruh she crushed my dreams of a glass house
person3: i bet she eats oysters every day

by thejzacorleone December 16, 2011

White glass

When you cum in a cup than your girl drinks it like a glass of wine

"Girl you want a white glass"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

Glastonbury Mouthful

To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth.

"Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."

by Dan, Bryan and Troy April 17, 2007

glassnoob

The word "glassnoob" (noun) is a direct translation of the norwegian word "brillegjøk" for those who are familiar with that term. In english this word is not to different from the nickname "four-eyes" as it is also an insult aimed towards those with impaired sight and thus use glasses to correct their physical flaws.

Bob: "Hey Johnny, you four-eyed glassnoob!"

Johnny: "Fuck offz Bryan! Oh wait, are you Bob? Come closer please."

by Tengil January 9, 2005

Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner

I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.

by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015

emo glasses

A type of black-framed glasses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. Also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.

Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.

by Ryan Thompson August 10, 2004