"Ran out of lube and she wanted me to smash her in the arse so just used a bit of fun butter and jammed it right in."
by AussieMG December 11, 2020

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)
by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

When a girl performs manual sex on herself, pulls out her wet fingers, sticks them in the man's mouth then proceeds to stick the mixture of bodily fluids into her own mouth.
by Fload linger August 29, 2016

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
by Hot Be December 20, 2016

You probably searched this up because your depressed, suicidal, and bored. I’m not here to be a parent so I’ll give you advice I wish I was given in my prime years. Go out, get drunk, get zooted, get high, shoot up, smoke, snort and most of all, DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK
by I am so fucking tired April 24, 2021

by simaon July 25, 2017
