nail fu

Ancient spanish fighting style when nails are used as weaponry

Watch out I know nail fu!

by duudewersdf June 9, 2011

Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

Sci-Fu

A genre mix of science fiction and Kung Fu

I watched this crazy Sci-Fu movie last night, it was kung fu set in the distant future

by BobbyBrett August 5, 2021

Fu

A term dirivitive of Chicago. A variation of the phrase “fuck shit”. Used to refer to something thats messed up and you aren't really trying to be apart of it

Asked the lady at the restaurant for a napkin and she handed me some toilet paper...what type of fu shit is this?

by Delecia_amour June 8, 2019

fu mannchez

A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.

by dillyheathen October 16, 2020

fu-man-crew

The close, intimate, personal group of long time special friends that scandalous hos keep on the back burner, thinkin the whole time, somehow, "i got this".

Keep your distance, man. Julie got a fu-man-crew with pustuals that hell wouldn't order for anybody's forlocks.

by baccngravvy June 3, 2018

queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.

Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.

by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023