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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 1, 2019
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018
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Fuck me harder

The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough
by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'
Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.
by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022
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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” IS A FUCK ME THONG
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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