Football

As most people are aware of the sport football, there is also a pot smoking game referred to as "football" in which a joint is passed in a rotation of people, and when each person takes a hit, they hold it in their lungs until the joint comes around to them again. Recommended for relatively small rotations.

by rabidsheep420 September 9, 2003

Arena Football

Football played indoors on a 50-yard field played in the Spring so men don't sit on the couch watching Golden Girls until College and NFL football return in the Fall.

I have tickets on February 5th for the Arena Football game in Orlando.

by Lil' Mayo June 15, 2010

real football

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!

Tyrone wans don't play Real Football.

by Desigol May 31, 2005

Football beer

Beer drunk while watching a game of football. Normally swill that can be drunk in large quantities without getting drunk.

"I love football beer! I can drink it all day at work and not get drunk!" - canadian fan

by Rev. Slade December 16, 2008

Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Football

a game where people are paid to run from other people.

want to play football
sure im white

by pleaseno February 27, 2018

Football

If you’re American you’re probably thinking this is going to be about the NFL. Well, it’s not. Football (A.K.A soccer) is the most popular sport on the world. People say it’s bad, it’s for pussies, and they talk trash about it. These people just say that because they think it’s so easy. Well it’s not. You gotta run for 90 minutes straight, you have to have great pace and awareness. (Unlike American football when the play stops every few seconds) if you are a goalkeeper, you got to have great reflexes, jumping ability, and loads of other abilities that take a lot of practice to master. Football is a great sport.

Bob: Hey, have you played Football yet?
Bill: Yeah? Everyone has, it’s Sunday night football!!!!
Bob: *face palms

by that one Brazilian kid November 25, 2018