a common high five, with a twist. the ultimate diss. before contact of the two hands there is an announcement of hix five. this can come in many forms
by thehixer April 14, 2009
Get the hix fivemug. From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
Get the The Five Commandmentsmug. by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017
Get the side fivemug. When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
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Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.
*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*
Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint
by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016
Get the slong fivemug. 1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.
I started my day with my normal Morning Five.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.
by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012
Get the Morning Fivemug. by Drydentested5 September 5, 2013
Get the Five headmug. by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016
Get the brown fivemug.