Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.

Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"

by Kwog the Bligthar March 31, 2010

Filthy Moss

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner

I gave my guy a filthy moss last night

by Evil six April 01, 2023

filthy snickers

When a girl is riding you cowgirl, shits on your nuts while riding you, then turns around and licks the shit off your nurse

“Hey bro, I heard Jenna gave you the old filthy snickers last night?”

by Poopijyourface1014 August 05, 2021

filthy bohemian

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, however you replace the moustache with a tiny hipster beard.

Met this gal at the club last night. A little mellow jazz and some PBR and she was ready for the filthy bohemian.

by richard gurgler January 12, 2018

Filthy O'Kavanaugh

Drinking game in which, two men simultaneously fornicate with one woman.

Bart and Mork were high fiving over Mora's back while playing Filthy O'Kavanaugh

by loquacious loki October 05, 2018

Filthy Wagon Wheel

Noun. A dirty butthole.

I am going to plow that chick's filthy wagon wheel.

by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018

Filthy Pumpkins

A variation of the Filthy Sanchez, but using pumpkin pie filling instead of feces. After climaxing, the (usually) man crosses his hands and points his fingers a la David S. Pumpkins and yells "ANY QUESTIONS?"

We had some leftover pumpkin pie filling at Thanskgiving, so we decided to do a Filthy Pumpkins for a change of pace.

by herbnderbin November 22, 2017