The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feeding the beast

The act of using your foreskin to hold a pouch of chew.

"Bro I'm bussing so hard off this chew"
"I don't see a chew in your mouth"
"Bro, I'm feeding the beast"

by Beastfeeder July 26, 2016

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob

how was your cat feed

by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 2, 2023