meme fish

the memeiest fish in the world. They hate bad memes and love fresh memes. Don't show them dank memes or they will jump out the window!

The meme fish jumped out the window

by wisewolf64 January 27, 2018

fish blow

When you fit your shnobby shlong in a carps mouth

There’s a carp down at the lake that can give some pretty good fish blow.

by Reclaimator May 15, 2018

Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....

" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "

by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

Fish on Deck

"Fish on Deck" refers to squirting a load of cum on the outside of your girl's vagina or asshole. Immediately grab the scruff of your penis and repeatly flick the tip of it on the wet vagina or ass.

It sounds like a fish slapping its tail on the deck of a boat.

After Captain Steven squirted his payload on the the wench's pussy, he yelled "Fish on Deck!" , grinning, he proceeded to slap the wet pussy with his mast, making a wet slapping sound, reminiscent of a fish flapping on the deck of a boat.

by Piranha333 June 10, 2018

Fish Vet

A gynecologist. A doctor who specifies in women's sexual organs.

John: Where is Lisa?

Dave: She has gone to get herself checked out by the fish vet.

by de_boike November 26, 2010

Kitty Fishing

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.

I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.

by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011