fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Raid Failers

A segment of the One Piece Fandom that believes that the Raid on Onigashima will fail, and will not take no for an answer, despite any other logic. Additionally they've basically given up on hopes of another saga, and are stuck in this delusionary state that Oda is never going to move on with the story.

Synonyms: Idiots, toxic, jojo-referencers but with One Piece

Casual anime fan/op fan: I'm finally at the raid!! OP was so long, but I'm here! I'm with the Fandom! Now I get to witness Luffy's brawl with the current bad guy!
Raid Failer: Oh, you're finally at the Raid? It's gonna fail you know, Oda isn't going beyond Wano.
Casual fan: What do you mean? I haven't even started, it's a shonen manga, isn't it?
CHAD Fan: Ignore that douche, He's one of the Raid Failers.

by Mr. Nosebleed Cook February 5, 2022

stole it fair and square

1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.

Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it

by Hrmnypeacelove August 11, 2017

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

Fahrenheit 9/11

A purported "documentary" which presents a one sided view with MANY inaccuracies and out and out lies. It is so riddled with half truths and lies, it should be called a "mockumentary."

"Fahrenheit 9/11"is a propagandist mockumentary that tries to pass itself off as truth.

by Quinn November 2, 2004

fairall

A person who generally has none or a little amount of friends. also they are very obsessive, especially with things like girls. Usually synonymous with the terms rock hard abs and a swee mullet

OMG!! that kid is such a fairall

by tezzaaaaa November 30, 2010