When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.
Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!
by dani2012 June 17, 2009
A K fail is when you play guildwars with someone, (who has been playing since beta) and he has no clue as to what he is doing. He doesn't know how to do the mission or bonus. He constantly runs to the front to commit suicide, double aggro's and uses the worst rez in the game. (rebirth) He also has fail heroes with fail builds.
K Fail is the new "noob".
K Fail is the new "noob".
by Meng X Die November 02, 2010
Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.
by Corwad October 23, 2007
Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.
Jer: *glare*
Kate: I know, I know, fail!...
Jer: I wasn't going to say that...
Kate: What then?
Jer: LIFE FAIL!
Jer: *glare*
Kate: I know, I know, fail!...
Jer: I wasn't going to say that...
Kate: What then?
Jer: LIFE FAIL!
by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009
To fail at the act of trying to use AIM instant messenger including an failure to return messages in a timely manner; inability to maintain Aim conversation due to negligance and life failure.
Person 1: Dude u havent reponded for lik 5 minutes! AIM FAIL!
Person 2: Says nothing because they are an aim failure!
Person 2: Says nothing because they are an aim failure!
by P-Master19er November 10, 2008
by Jules&Jess October 11, 2009
GuyA: Wow man you suck!
GuyB: Seriously you're like 3 attempts away from your Sesquicentenni-Fail.
GuyC:*sobbing* I'm TrYiNg My BeSt!!
GuyB: Seriously you're like 3 attempts away from your Sesquicentenni-Fail.
GuyC:*sobbing* I'm TrYiNg My BeSt!!
by Cave-Guru February 28, 2009