emotional epilepsy

When several powerful and sometimes negative emotions appear simultaneously and cause a cognitive meltdown. The person usually acts harshly as a result or sometimes simply shuts down for a time as a result.

He told her she looked nice today but she immediately thought of all the men who had been abusive to her so her emotional epilepsy caused a strange reaction because she spit on him.

by itkillz July 25, 2017

Emotional blueballs

When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.

It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.

by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017

Emotional Fartscar

A bad memory involving farts.

Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!

by Beel69 February 20, 2019

Emotional Hitler

Someone whom emotionally murders those they come in contact with.

The way Jaylin manipulates people makes her an emotional Hitler.

by Queer baiting December 20, 2018

Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.

My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.

by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018

Emotions In the Stomach

When your best friend Violet tells you her friend Grace has a crush (it's a vague version of butterflies in the stomach), but doesn't spill the tea.

Spill the tea, Vi!

Totally random person I totally do not know: Grace is having a crisis, and I was not helpful at all.
Definitely not me: What?
Totally random person I totally do not know: She has emotions in the stomach.
Definitely not me: She has a crush?
Totally random person I totally do not know: Yes.

This is definitely not me. I'm not salty.

by NotTheDangeonMaster December 28, 2018

Emotional Fuckbag

Someone who is screwed up in the head enough to where they can't control or find the right emotion for the current situation and is easy to get in bed.

Calm down you emotional fuckbag.

by BustaCherry July 1, 2018