Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.

Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."

by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013

emotional sperm

Emotional Support turns into Sex!

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!

by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013

Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions

Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions

by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012

emotional damage

ready to be sent to jesus

i will emotional damage you if you say that again.

by steven he January 22, 2023

emotional backfat

Awkward, unattractive, or unhealthy emotional or mental traits mostly invisible to the person possessing them but evident from to others is in their vicinity from certain angles. Neither necessarily unattractive nor inherently desirable.

“Sure, I’ve got some emotional backfat; it gives me an extra layer of protection against the icy chill of your critiques.”

by Ttrp2cn2b January 23, 2023

Emotional damage

u lost a game...
and the game coders are dumb
and your emotions get damage

oh fu** HOW THE HELL DID I LOST ALL MY FRIKING SCORE AND WHY DID THAT MOTHERFU**ER TAKE MY SCORE, THIS STUPID A*S GAME

Emotional damage

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023