Elijah Brown

A guy with blazing homosexuality.

He’s so gay he’s almost an Elijah Brown

by HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha May 2, 2022

elijah

a boy who i would happily let choke me out

elijah is hot

by mywott October 30, 2021

Elijah

A stupid, ugly person who nobody likes

Elijah

by 420$69 March 15, 2022

Elijah

The best and honest also sexiest Pearson ever ladies if you ever see a elijah get close couse he is you’re dream boy i wish had an elijah next to me

Elijah is sexy

by That’s that macaroni December 10, 2018

Elijah

Sexy and amazing person.

definitely didn't write this for myself

"Did you see Elijah today?"
"Yeah, they're fucking hot."
"SO TRUE!"

by lovejoyyy July 22, 2021

Elijah Bocook

Elijah Bocook is that one super lazy friend who avoids the gym like it's a haunted house. He’s not just unfit—he’s practically allergic to exercise. At first glance, you might be intimidated by his resting glare and the fact that he’s always sitting down… but deep down, he's a nice soul with a kind heart.

Person 1: “I saw Elijah Bocook at McDonald's again yesterday.”

Person 2: “Bro lives there. That man’s one Big Mac away from needing a forklift 💀😂”

by egenterprises June 16, 2025

Elijah

Elijah is a caring, funny, and honest person which can be one of your bestest friends (if you can make one your boyfriend you are a lucky girl).He may seem shy at first, but once you get to know him he will talk to the point that it's really annoying but cute in a way.Super-athletic, you might find him playing soccer or football with the guys.He might look stupid at first, but once you get to know him, you'll realize that they are really intelligent.He is also the nicest person you'll ever meet!He will drop whatever they're doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know someone named Elijah don't let them go, you will regret it

Girl drops books*
Elijah: Are you okay?
Helps her pick up the books*
Girl: Thanks
Elijah: No problem

Elijah: Can I have your number?
Girl: Sure

Elijah and the girl are now in 12 th grade and a happy couple

Based on a true story*

by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022