dust mites

an STD you receive when you fuck pussy over 65 years of age.

Dude, how did you get dust mites! I know you didnt fuck that bitch over in the bingo room.

by mr.pimpshit September 2, 2005

shit dust

the thin, invisible film of bacteria that coats every bathroom after flushing the toilet

Turn the faucet off with a paper towel after washing your hands so they don't get contaminated with shit dust.

by Monsternova September 30, 2010

Gaga dust

(n) Cocaine, or any other powdered stimulant, that is snorted either by or off of Lady Gaga.

His hallucinations have gotten worse ever since he snorted Gaga dust.

by Ian Fleming's 3rd Nephew December 4, 2010

chocolate dusting

(Verb) A sexual act or ritual specifically pertaining to the deliberate, direct inhalation of flatulence. The term coined amidst the Trump Regime of America.

John has scarred many women due to his disturbing and constant chocolate dusting habit.

by Thatsdrjunior2u May 14, 2018

dingle dust

The reminisance of poop powder after the dingle berries have been wiped away

Mazzei left his dingle dust in the sink after shaving his p-chode

by mumbles686 October 11, 2007

Dick Dust

Dick Dust (verb): The human male act of brushing said male's penis along side some body part of human female in close proximity. Commonly done by middle school boys to girls in science class where both male and female students stand by each other in close quarters playing with beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks.

Not to be confused with the "womb broom" which is the same as the dick dust but where the male/female species role is reversed.

Susy: "Hey, what's that I feel on my backside? Oh, it's just Johnny trying to walk by innocently"

Johnny: "oh, excuse me"

Anthony: "Girl, you just got dick dusted!"

by boonster May 18, 2009

Poo Dust

The dust of faecal matter that sprays down ones leg when they are loosey goosey and not wearing underwear therefore spreading poo dust around.

When the fart is so powerful you can taste the poo dust.

by Smasher99 January 27, 2020