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Bumped a Dumpster

The phrase used to describe having intercourse with an ugly partner.
Last night was rough, after I woke up I realized I bumped a dumpster.
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Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.
Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.
by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023
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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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Cum dumpster

Dude I just got back from Becky’s house and her mom is totally a cum dumpster
by Ligonma July 24, 2018
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Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men
That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"
by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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Dumpster Dwyer

Dumpster Dwyer is a trashy new version of Dwyer that Js eats and feels bad for himself
by Dumpster Dwyer January 6, 2022
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