Davina

KEREEEEEEEE

Davina is a KERE Singaporean

by Incognito6921 June 22, 2019

Divine Mandate

When you go with another man on a date to a homosexual site

Bill and John went on a date the other day to Build-a-Bear factory

Oh wow what a Divine Mandate!!!

by 69 guru April 2, 2010

helmet diving

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman

Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.

by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Muff-Diving

Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.

Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."

by Cam_bush13 June 19, 2017

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

divna

a zit, pimple, blackhead, whitehead, couch, table, furniture, all the red states, all the blue states

dont pop that divna, itll get infectious!

by God Junior November 25, 2007

davinator

a white kid from new hayhay who thinks hes who thinks hes black and hard and likes to be a doodle yanker but very loved and def does NOT have the smarter half of the brain.

the davinator made callie.

by arie barie ding dong January 1, 2008