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Derek Andrew Simpson

Name never mentioned every second of the day
by Guccipolo November 22, 2025
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Derek

Means god organizes
Derek is a name
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Derek

a small individual. roughly 5'5, small shoe size too so yk what the means. Because he is a small individual he feels the need to be a little bitch boy. He scams his own friends!!!!!!!! This obscene bastard thinks he grew up in the hood, but tell me why he's wearing ARMANI!! Anyways, just a condescending individual. 1 star review.
Derek...smh

"Ourahhhh" - Derek

*quarter zip matcha man wearing brief case looking ass*
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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Derek

Bastard. ABSOLUTE BASTARD!!! scheming left right and CENTER, doesn't know when to just give up!!!! could lowk be gay. and is lowk a cuck
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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joe derek

Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick
by What’s good May 22, 2018
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white derek

A drink combination that involves drinking a vodka soda and a Bud Light at the same time, one in each hand. A white derek can also be ordered at a bar, at which point the bar tender would hand you a vodka soda and a Bud Light.
Hey bartender, get me three white dereks please. (bartender then hands you three vodka sodas and three Bud Lights)
by captfun November 11, 2018
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John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
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