dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 8, 2006

Dr. Phil

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.

quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!

by MeganDee. March 29, 2007

Dr Seuss

God.

Joe: I was praying last night
Bob: Oh, to who?
Joe: Dr Seuss, he is god

by ActuallyDementedCloneOfUrMom June 7, 2022

Dr. Phil

A straight up savage

I think Dr. Phil is Dr. Phil

by Mark madsen er dejlig July 24, 2018

Dr. Frank

1. not inclined to tell anyone they are wrong, even if they are complete fools and think "persecution" means you died. Pretty much always has a smile on his face and makes everyone feel smarter than they really are, although he himself is a genius.

Austin- "hey did you hear Dr. Franks lecture on predestination?"
Harrison-" no i missed it, i was in the bathroom but it sounds like that's what was suppose to happen"

by killerhorse July 27, 2011

Dr. Freak

someone who thinks they cool and hip with the kids, also uses dr in their name illegally considering the fact they do not have their doctorates, stupid not cool

Thugger: bro this mf think he a sitting bull frog

khristina: call his ass a dr. freak 🤦🏽 ♀️

by thuggersoulsThesaurus July 30, 2023