Don't bust your Spanx.

A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.

Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10

"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."

by the 13th Warrior March 23, 2010

Don Foz

The leader of a notorious mafia based in Garston/Chiswell Green. He is known for his suits made from fine Italian materials and his extremely unnerving swagger. He is said to enjoy a Cuban cigar after every victim he disposes of.

The mafia are currently in a turf war with the Garston Crewdem, a bunch of pussies with about 3 members and no base.

1. Fuck man, Kenny just got dealt with by Don Foz.

2. Did you hear? Don Foz is rolling into town with his mafia.

by donlockredslimox December 17, 2010

Don Nowak’d

When a man walks into the room and everyone thinks it’s Ted Danson, but it’s not.

John: Hey Mike, Ted Danson is here.

Mike: No John, that’s just uncle Donald.

John: Oh man, he Don Nowak’d us again!

by Malibuheat May 19, 2018

Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.

Don't Blame Me is one of Taylor Swift's best songs ever

by Beast96 January 20, 2021

Don't eat ass in the halls

The #1 rule in schools

Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

by SRD65 January 29, 2022

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

don't be tappin' no back of my chair

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.

*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"

by - October 15, 2004