Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water

my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

Dive Dart

A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.

Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?

Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.

Me-Well he had a good run.

by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017

Swan Dive

When a student at Florida State University goes to eat at the Suwannee Room.

Nick and I are gonna Swan Dive later tonight if you wanna come with.

by colleg October 27, 2018

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018

scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

by mathman8 November 10, 2018

Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).

"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'

by eyeRobot February 26, 2019

Swan Dive

A great song that maximas cast hates because he has no taste in music

Swan dive is a great song

by Colt1911dude March 18, 2019