Deuce Nap

The act of taking an interminably long time pooping, generally in the afternoon.

"Where'd so and so go?"

"I think they're taking a deuce nap."

by stibinki June 3, 2009

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Deuce Blanco

1. An American Italian who was born in the mid-western region of the nation (i.e. Colorado), that moves to New York City and gets women because of his laid back Midwestern attitude.

2. An American Italian that moves from area of the country where there are very few Italians (i.e. Midwest) to the North East (i.e. New York/Boston) where there are many American Italians and discovers saying "I am Italian no longer works as game to get them laid"

3. A silly Pimp

4. A combination of "Deuce Biglow" and "Benny Blanco from the Bronx"

Look at Deuce Blanco over there trying to bring those Bridge and Tunnel girls home.

by Pragonetti September 5, 2008

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turbo deuce

the shit you have to take after drinking coffee, this shit will make you sweat that cold sweat...this shit will not wait for you to find the cleanest bathroom in your workplace...this shit won't even let you put an ass gasket down on the toilet

Abdullah: Damn Kevin you came through with those bomb doughnuts from Aroma's...wait where are you going...
Kevin: (while holding his ass) ey man...i gotta go to the bathroom, i drank some coffee this morning with my niggaz in the V and i got the turbo deuce comin...

by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

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air deuce

Climbing up natural (ex: up in a tree) or man-made structures (ex: off a bridge) to defecate from an un-natural distance above the ground.

The higher the drop, the better.

Did you see that air deuce Eric dropped off of that bridge? He must have dropped it 30 ft!

by neli_boy August 26, 2009

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