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cupcake slam

The act of violating a cupcake with one's cock and then face fucking someone, thereby giving them both cupcake *and* cock in their mouth.
"Hey, what happened to that red velvet cupcake?"

"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."
by teh_muffin_min November 4, 2008
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cupcaking

when you guff in your hand and then open your hand infront of another person's face.
by bass in your face September 17, 2004
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high pressure cupcake

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they are licking your butthole and then the fartee holds the fart in there mouth to blow it out with force into your face.
Dude will you give me a "h.p.cupcake" while we watch the simpsons?
by gay of today May 13, 2005
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Cupcake

An act of cutting a fart into your cupped hand only to open it up again under a friend's nose.
by nickstergoose January 20, 2009
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Cupcake Butt Muffin

During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.
Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!
by Rod Weidin December 9, 2008
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Cupcakeasm

Eating a cupcake that tastes so good it's like an orgasm.
I just had multiple cupcakeasms while eating that chocolate one.
by CupcakeLover09 July 15, 2009
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Flux Capacitator

Noun, A non-specific object used in place of an unknown object ; the answer to any question that is unknown.
Person A: Hey, have you seen the TV remote?
Person B: Ummm, I think I left it next to the Flux Capacitator.
Person A: Your an idiot...
by Rivers & Tasha April 30, 2006
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