Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 18, 2023

Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023

Crystal skull

Pronoun used to describe a meth-head

That crystal skull stole all the copper wire from the house

by Rustybongwater January 29, 2023

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 04, 2023

crystal hefner

Miss December Hefs wife

Crystal Hefner Playboy

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014

Crystal Run

a euphemism for having sex

Josh: Yo I'm about to do a Crystal Run
Brock: GG, hope you drop alloy ;)

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 10, 2023

crystal._.moon0

A mikan cosplayer commonly known for being a witch and having quite the weird sister.

Is that crystal._.moon0?
Yeah! how'd you know?
Their sister is trying to kill them, of course its crystal._.moon0

by Dripgokuwaffle March 07, 2022