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Crystal Parasite
Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020
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Cryomancing
Cryomancing - the marriage of two words, Cryo - meaning Ice, and mancing being the way of using magic.
Cryomancing is a high form of Ice magic where the person's body undergoes changes, where it is able to use Ice like a way of magic.
Cryomancing is a high form of Ice magic where the person's body undergoes changes, where it is able to use Ice like a way of magic.
A good example of a Cryomancer is Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat. He uses a wide variety of Cryomancing to make weapons as well as defensive abilities.
Cryomancing by Ice Mage July 30, 2010
Billy Crystal Jew
A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
Crystal Pepsi
A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.
Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016
Crying Chair
The saddest part in the thousand of decrepit 'flats' and 'apartments' scattered throughout Ireland. A place where a person of little money or living space goes to weep for eternity.
Crying Chair by scoobydoobydoobydoo September 19, 2012
Crystal Speed
Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone
Crystal Speed by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022